Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...