Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...