OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...