Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Recalled Christmas Toys
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Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...