Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...