Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...