No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...