Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...