Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.