R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...