Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...