Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader