Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...