Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.