Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...