May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...