Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...