Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...