Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...