Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”