Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...