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At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...