Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...