Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...