Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...