Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...