Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...