GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...