What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...