I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...