How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!