Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.