If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...