Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...