What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...