I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
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Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Bee jokes 03
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An inferiority complex
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