Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...