Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...