Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...