What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...