Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...