Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...