Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...