Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...