Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...