The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...