Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...