Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
The Bachelor Diet
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He Said She Said
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