Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...