The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...