Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...