Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...